I swear to FUCKING LUCIFER THE LIGHTBRINGER SHUNNED PRINCE OF HELL GET THESE FUCKING MOBILE GAME ADS OF MY DASH. NO THEY ARE NOT PERSONALIZED I OPTED OUT OF THAT AND HAVE NO INTREST IN SMELLY FEET OR PIMPLE EXTRACTION OR MOBILEGAMES IN GENERAL AND EVEN IF I DID I WOULDNT PLAY IT BECAUSE N0THING WORTH EVER BUYING DOWNLOADING OR ITHERWISE INVESTING YOUR TIME ANSD SOUL INTO ADVERTI,ZES ON FUCKING TUMBLR AAAAAAAAAA
The hyperpop-playlisted-sometimes-but-not-hyperpop-genre-not-a-genre-label-defying-reccomendation-list
In order of who you should listen to in what order:
#1: Underscores dual albums fishmonger and fearmonger.
These two albums are companion pieces for each other and are both genuinely incredible. Fishmonger has lighter tones and less intense songs whereas fear monger is faster and more heavy in its theming. Fishmonger is an 8/10, fearmonger is a 9.5/10
#2: I Know There’s Something Left For You by Dynastic
LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM IN ORDER FROM AT LEAST THE STARTING TRACK TO CALDECOTT. DON’T PAUSE OR SKIP AROUND. A lesser-known emo-ish punk album. Need I say more? It’s my most listened to album of all time, and 100% deserves it too. 9/10, a little rough around the edges but still incredible.
#3: Alex by Gabby Start
A lsd-induced delusion fueled album about flying machines and conspiracy theories. Gabby start has produced and featured on a bunch of underscores works and their solo album carries that energy. The strange sometimes corny lyrics might be a turn off to some, but I wholeheartedly recommend it. 7.5/10. The centerpiece track “I’m sorry for everything” is a solid 9.75/10 tho.
#4: Frailty by Jane Remover
An album so potent I can’t listen to it without falling into a depressive spiral for at least a day. While I emotionally can’t handle this music, I’m also pretty sure it might be the greatest album ever made. Shoegaze kinda. 10/10. Only listen while stable.
#5: SPEED RUN and SPIRAL by frost children.
These two albums are genuinely incredible. From near-perfect production to catchy composition and well placed features, there’s not a single track that I would consider bad, or regularly skip. Their music isn’t for everyone though. Some songs are dubsteppy, some are Pop-adjacent, some are punk, and some are …rnb??? 9/10, 9/10 would recommend.
There’s SO MUCH MORE but this is a good jumping off point.
im glad i put that tidbit in my bio recently lmao, talking about music is why i was put on this earth
incredibly loose ordering of some bands :3
lovejoy
crucify me but i was big on mcyt back when these guys formed, and seeing em go from funny british youtube man to decently bigass band (and the only ive seen live (<- will soon be fixed)) gives em a special place among my fav artists :3
dog park dissidents
i fucking love how fun these are to listen to. like they get me in the mood to toss bricks, but in a fun faggy way that pisses people off even more than tossing bricks normally.
rage against the machine
ok so take the agression of hard rock, mix it with the flow and rhythm of hip hop, add a lil funk in there, bam: perfect band. seriously im so fucking upset these guys disbanded before i was born AND THEN came back on reunion a few months before i found them. like what the fuck. the gods are out to get me i swear
rare americans
they make fun music, on the pop-ier side of indie rock and that makes em a really easy and fun listen :3 a nice palate cleasner from all the punk and shit i listen to lmao
the oozes
OKOKOKOK they are so fucking good. like they strike the lazy, grungy side of punk and the pissed-off, violent side so well and sometimes in the same damn song. like. go listen to DBSAC rn. i beg thee
dream nails
a nice punk band for when i want peppier, more fun beats or lyrics. theyre angry dont get it twisted, but their lyrics are always really satirical or plain juxtaposed with the delivery and the content itself. good shit
anti-flag
good for hating the US. I do a lot of that. also, im a sucker for a non-lyrical recorded voice clip/sample, and they got that all fucking over, from emigre, to depleted uranium, its so good. and they bounce between that same satire anger and actual pissed-off songs, so theyre fun to go through albums of
underscores
similar to my other indie favs, but theyre hyperpop, so they can be more energetic than some indie rock, and also electronic noises tickle the fuck out of my brain.
stray from the path
screaming about how bad everything sucks really helps with how bad everything sucks. another rec from this list, but go listen to the entirety of euthanasia rn. the capstone of that album is fucking uoAIuHGHHHH
weathers
they help me feel sad about things that arent overarching societal issues, which is nice sometimes. theyve helped with stuff, especially the shittiness of moving recently. they occupy a similar space in my head to bears in trees (who i havent listened to enough to make a fully-formed opinion on, sorry moss) and that type of music is important methinks
I LOVE UNDERSCORES SM HOLY SHIT THEYRE THE BEST
(I actually run the official unofficial fan account for them on Tumblr called underscord official)
THAT’S YOU??? RESPOND TO MY CRYSTAL METH ASK COWARD
I DIDNT GET IT I WOULD HAVE RESPONDED IT I SAW IT!!!! (Try sending it again?) OK ARE YOU SURE. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD. THERE’S NO TURNING BACK. YOUR MUSIC TASTES WILL BE IRREPARABLY ALTERED.
im glad i put that tidbit in my bio recently lmao, talking about music is why i was put on this earth
incredibly loose ordering of some bands :3
lovejoy
crucify me but i was big on mcyt back when these guys formed, and seeing em go from funny british youtube man to decently bigass band (and the only ive seen live (<- will soon be fixed)) gives em a special place among my fav artists :3
dog park dissidents
i fucking love how fun these are to listen to. like they get me in the mood to toss bricks, but in a fun faggy way that pisses people off even more than tossing bricks normally.
rage against the machine
ok so take the agression of hard rock, mix it with the flow and rhythm of hip hop, add a lil funk in there, bam: perfect band. seriously im so fucking upset these guys disbanded before i was born AND THEN came back on reunion a few months before i found them. like what the fuck. the gods are out to get me i swear
rare americans
they make fun music, on the pop-ier side of indie rock and that makes em a really easy and fun listen :3 a nice palate cleasner from all the punk and shit i listen to lmao
the oozes
OKOKOKOK they are so fucking good. like they strike the lazy, grungy side of punk and the pissed-off, violent side so well and sometimes in the same damn song. like. go listen to DBSAC rn. i beg thee
dream nails
a nice punk band for when i want peppier, more fun beats or lyrics. theyre angry dont get it twisted, but their lyrics are always really satirical or plain juxtaposed with the delivery and the content itself. good shit
anti-flag
good for hating the US. I do a lot of that. also, im a sucker for a non-lyrical recorded voice clip/sample, and they got that all fucking over, from emigre, to depleted uranium, its so good. and they bounce between that same satire anger and actual pissed-off songs, so theyre fun to go through albums of
underscores
similar to my other indie favs, but theyre hyperpop, so they can be more energetic than some indie rock, and also electronic noises tickle the fuck out of my brain.
stray from the path
screaming about how bad everything sucks really helps with how bad everything sucks. another rec from this list, but go listen to the entirety of euthanasia rn. the capstone of that album is fucking uoAIuHGHHHH
weathers
they help me feel sad about things that arent overarching societal issues, which is nice sometimes. theyve helped with stuff, especially the shittiness of moving recently. they occupy a similar space in my head to bears in trees (who i havent listened to enough to make a fully-formed opinion on, sorry moss) and that type of music is important methinks
I LOVE UNDERSCORES SM HOLY SHIT THEYRE THE BEST
(I actually run the official unofficial fan account for them on Tumblr called underscord official)
If you're going to read homestuck, I recommend you do so through The unofficial Homestuck reader. It's an app you can download on your computer that re-enables all of the interactive flash games as well as implements things like dynamic theming and unlockable forum posts and extras from the time. It also fully works offline. I'd go as far as to say it's the definitive experience at this point.
If you're going to read homestuck, I recommend you do so through The unofficial Homestuck reader. It's an app you can download on your computer that re-enables all of the interactive flash games as well as implements things like dynamic theming and unlockable forum posts and extras from the time. It also fully works offline. I'd go as far as to say it's the definitive experience at this point.
If you're going to read homestuck, I recommend you do so through The unofficial Homestuck reader. It's an app you can download on your computer that re-enables all of the interactive flash games as well as implements things like dynamic theming and unlockable forum posts and extras from the time. It also fully works offline. I'd go as far as to say it's the definitive experience at this point.
OKAY OKAY I’M GONNA DO IT BUT!!! I KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE SO PLS DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME (the difference between the b and 3 is…definitely something!! <3)
F- fake out, fall out boy e- (i don’t like any songs with e in the title so random rec) welcome to paradise, grandson r- riot, 3 days grace A- a good song never dies- saint motel l- lydia- highly suspect
C-cut the cord, shinedown O- one nation underdogs- royal and the serpent F- figure it out, royal blood F- forever now, green day E- ???? Oh my dear lord- the unlikely candidates (it’s weird but it reminds me of li tbh) E-??? Courtesy call, thousand foot crutch
E- ??? Watch what happens next- waterparks n- nowhere generation, rise against t- two trucks, lemon demon (ok seriously thanks, I hate it, simple creatures) h- headfirst slide into coperstown on a bad bet- fall out boy u- used to the darkness, des rocs s- so called life, 3 days grace i- I am my own muse, fall out boy a- absinthe- idk how s- sugar pills, idk how t- tiffany blues, fall out boy
None of these are necessarily my favorite songs of all time, and I definitely would not call it a comprehensive depiction of my music tastes but they all do match the letters so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
most skincare and haircare products are bullshit and/or incredibly expensive and they dont want u to know this but aloe is good for ur skin (including when u arent sunburnt) and (at least for white people hair) spraying black tea or rosemary water is Magical
Also rice water (like the water you have left over from washing your rice) is good for both hair and skin! You can wash your face with it and spray some in your hair before you shower
I’m going to be real, as someone with proper curly hair, I need whatever crazy fucking chemicals they put in that hair bottle because otherwise I will literally have dreads (pic for reference). I’ve tried just raw dogging it, but seriously proper product does wonders. Curl cream might as well be mandatory, and curl lock and anti-frizz spray are the only way I can keep my hair from taking an hour to work through every night.